My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”
Key is a shy Decepticon programmer that changes into a train.
Well shit. Aside from the train thing (which I can get used to), that’s pretty freaking spot on.
"Dark is a enthusiastic neutral janitor that changes into a train."
Err, no? So much no to everything?
Did one for Sides too. It’s a little better :/
"Sides is a unstable neutral thief that changes into a jet."
WHY DOES IT INSIST ON ME BEING A NEUTRAL THOUGH.
"Nyanswipe is a narcissistic Autobot engineer that changes into a helicopter."
Tvlovestransformers is a forgettable Decepticon lawyer that changes into a racecar.
[real name] is a enthusiastic Autobot lawyer that changes into a demolition vehicle.
OKAY. SO I’M A LAWYER.
screamy is a cruel Autobot politician that changes into a helicopter.
So you’re saying that I’m Whirl in a position of political power.
starchild-san is a reserved Autobot merchant that changes into a tank.
[Insert sister’s name] is a wise decepticon sniper that changes into a racecar. (Why does my sister get to be the sniper? Also I know there’s a character that is a decepticon sniper racecar somewhere but i cant freaking remember it)
0ziimo is an enthusiastic neutral racer that changes into a construction vechile. [????]
(real name) is a wise Decepticon thief that changes into a jet.